I apologize to people who don´t speak English but this article has to been written in English. If I had written it in Czech it´d have lost its magic.
One of my most favorite customer usually comes during lunch time where we are really busy. She wears up - to - date clothes, boots with high - heels and smells amazing. Oh, she has a lot of make - up on her face, of course.
Our conversation looks like this:
(Eva = E, Customer = C)
E: Hello, can I help you?
C: Hi, how are you? Could I please get a sandwich?
....................................Shit, I don´t hear her as she speaks too quietly and what´s more....she has so high voice which sounds me like ultrasonic and I am not a bat.....but to my luck she speaks slowly enough so it could be ouki douki.....................................................................
E: Sure. Would you like white or brown bread or a roll?
C: Yes.
E: White or brown bread?
C: Multigrain.
......................................I am taking multigrain bread and she says:......................................
C: Oh, actually could I get a roll instead of the bread?
E: Of course. Which one would you like? White or brown, soft or flat?
C: This one. (She points at a roll)
E: Sorry, but I can´t see what you are pointing at due to the counter.
C: Oh, this one. The brown flat one.
E: Would you like butter or mayo on it?
C: No butter, no mayo, just avocado, please.
.............................I put avocado..........................................................
C: Actually give me a little bit mayo.
...........................I put mayo..................................................................
C: A little bit more, please.
..........................I put a little bit more mayo...........................................
C: Oh, It´s plenty!!!
..........................Your problem...................................................................
E: What would you like on it?
C: Chicken and salads, please.
E: And do you like all the salads here?
C: Yes, except no onion, beetroot and capsicum.
........................I put what she said and cut the sandwich in half, as usual..................
C: Oh, did you put sprouts alfa - alfa, didn´t you? I am alergic on it.
E: No problem.
.......................I removed it. Her sandwich looks really awful, it´s almost destroyed because I had to removed all of the sprouts...................
E: Are you going to eat it here or take away?
C: To eat here, please.
......................................I put it on a plate......................................
C: Or take away....I´m sorry.
E: That´s fine.
......................................A wide honest smile appeared on my face...................................
E: Anything else for you?
C: Yes, could I also get a bottle of coke?
E: The large one or just the small one?
C: The large one.
....................................I brought the large one.............................................................
C: Oh.......diet coke, please. I´m on diet.
.....................................She gives a wink to me.........I am going to kill her in a minut..................
...................................I gave her the large diet coke..........................................
E: It´s nine dollars, please.
..................................She was looking for her wallet and after a while gave me her credit card.......
E: I´m really sorry, but no eftpos, just cash, please. ATM´s are over there.
C: Oh, I´ll be back in a second.
........................................Five minutes and three customers later, she is endly coming...............
........................................She has the money!...............................................................................
E: And here is your change. Thanx.
C: Thanx a lot, see you later.
E: See you!
....................................NO, NO, NO!!!!.............................................................................................
Mam tam nejspis hafo chyb, ale omlouvat se vam za ne rozhodne nebudu. To jen tak pro predstavu a tahle slecna je jen slaby odvar.
Boze, Evi, ja bych ji nakopala prdel :-D a kdyz je kocicka na diete, tak nechapu, proc zere majonezu :-D :-D takovou dietu bych brala... pak bych to zapila lehkou kolou plnou sorbitolu a cekala, az si pro me rakovina prije :-D